Web Comic Monkey is a bad monkey. I thought that surely one wouldn't hurt, but after that, he was hooked. He found the liquor cabinet and the mixer and had a grand time while I was out.

Hopefully he learned his lesson. I made him listen to Death Metal while he was hungover. He was supposed to be making new comics for me. All I ended up with was a bunch of yellow stained paper. I didn't bother checking to see if it was daiquiri or pee. I just assumed it was daiquiri and threw it away. It was probably a lot safer than checking.