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Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Disclaimer: Being shot hurts. For that reason, I don't recommend that you shoot anybody.

I was driving home from Kortnee's house and they were doing a fireworks display downtown. At first, I was just annoyed because it kept trying to distract me from my highway driving. But then I realized that I couldn't hear it. It wasn't until I got home and out of the car that I finally heard it. I was reminded of my old boss giving me this tip several years ago. I felt it was my patriotic duty to pass it on.

Guns don't kill people.  Fireworks kill people.
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